Shop til you Drop

Well everyone, tomorrow my cousin Darla and I will be doing our final Christmas shopping run. I have made a list. I have checked it twice. Most people on it have been naughty, but I will still be nice. I am hoping we can get in and out with out too much fuss - but I have to admit, I laughed out loud when I saw this quote.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask if they can help me and I say, "have you got anything I'd Like?" Then they ask me what size I need and I say, "extra medium."
Stephen Wright